I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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