I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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