Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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