I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's like iHOP with fire
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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