She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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