I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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