I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
