I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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