i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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