I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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