What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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