Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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