Fuck appropriateness.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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