She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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