She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I would ride that face into the sunset
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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