just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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