i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
birth control should be required to get into college
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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