Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
