Kiss
Puke
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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