dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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