You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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