windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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