I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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