You work out of a Hotel?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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