Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
