Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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