"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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