Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
