So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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