Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
