Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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