They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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