Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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