All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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