My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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