Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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