He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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