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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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