Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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