i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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