Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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