I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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