I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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