Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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