Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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