for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
why is half of my head shaved?
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