You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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