i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
