You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
