If i come over, it means nothing
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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