i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We need to rekindle our bromance
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I will be naked everywhere
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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