So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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