is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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