Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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