margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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