Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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