Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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