i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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